The machine does a thousand pirouettes above

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The helicopter lands as the crowd makes some space for it (it's a Shy'm-Copter), and Sciarra jumps aboard, exclaiming:

"Aha, goodbye, James Bond! I'm leaving... the English way! - I'm going to beat the shit out of you," replies James Bond, who has also jumped on board and breaks the witticism a little,  as well as incidentally the balls  of his enemy.


What follows is a mouth-shaming session (he announced it, hey!), during which James buy phone number list Bond, visibly anxious to do anything, mistreats Mr. Sciarra's scamp, certainly, but also attacks the helicopter pilot who hadn't asked him anything, didn't want to die, and who may just be a flying Uber that had nothing to do with sauerkraut. a crowded square, until finally, Bond manages to make Sciarra fall into the void, not without having stolen a ring he was wearing on his finger (probably to resell it on eBay). Then, James does the same with the pilot (otherwise you could just let him pilot from the start, it would have avoided putting a lot of people in danger, but it would have been less spectacular), and at the controls of his flying machine, the proud Brit disappears in the middle of the skyscrapers of Mexico City.

So here we go with the opening theme, whose two main themes are flames and tentacles, all with, as tradition dictates, young women dancing in the middle. I imagine that the song that goes with it is called "  hentai bbq ", which sounds devilishly like the kind of song Nicki Minaj could produce for us, but given the musical style, we're still closer to André Rieu who would have hurt his big toe.

The credits are coming to an end, and we find James Bond in London, where he's summoned to the office of M, his superior. Who, let's remember, is now a Monsieur, since the Madame version of M got hit by a big helicopter in Skyfall. In any case, Monsieur M doesn't look happy.

"James! Good God, we're in the middle of a diplomatic incident with Mexico! What the hell did you do there? " "I stopped a horrible thing from happening, sir. Any more and we'd have Hunger Games fanfiction all over the place. " "Oh, really? But you went it alone! Without warning the department! Without a mission order! Bond, you're hiding something from me, so I'm asking you: what were you doing in Mexico? " "I was on leave. Just a coincidence."